Now, Crisson’s, they’re mentioned in this snippet. Seems like they might just be one of them “Official Rolex Retailers.” Thing is, Rolex is all “Oh, go see us in person, it’s the *only* way!” Like, seriously? I mean, yeah, I get it, it’s a fancy watch, you wanna feel the weight, the *prestige*. But still.
The ad mentions the whole global network thing – “more than 100 countries.” Bermuda’s definitely a country, right? Or a territory? Whatever, it’s on a map, therefore it’s *somewhere*. So, theoretically, you *should* be able to snag a Rolex there.
BUT… and this is a big but… are they *gonna* have the *exact* Rolex you want? That’s the real question, innit? ‘Cause let’s be real, Rolex is notorious for being, like, super particular. You might be dreaming of a Submariner, only to find out they only have a Datejust or something. Which, no offense to Datejust lovers, is just… not the same vibe, y’know?
Plus, Bermuda’s kinda… small. Like, *really* small. I’m not saying they won’t have a good selection, but you gotta manage your expectations. Maybe call ahead? I dunno, I’m just spitballing here. It would be the WORST to fly all the way to Bermuda just to find out they’re outta stock of the *one* watch you’ve been saving up for. Seriously, that’s my biggest fear.
And the price! Oh lordy, the price! Don’t even get me started on the price. Rolex ain’t cheap. And being in Bermuda… probably not gonna be cheaper, even with, uh, whatever tax benefits they have? I’m not an economist.
